1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Copyright (C) NRK 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:11,500 I know it's one of you. But he almost looks like a woman. 3 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:18,100 He is feminine. A terrible character. 4 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:22,720 Nasty. Unpleasant. 5 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:29,460 - Look there! There we have Orm! -No! 6 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,460 Obviously a master of disguise. 7 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:38,760 But you can't handle the nut sack hide with make-up and costume. 8 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:46,560 We have found a secret exit. 9 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:50,600 Orm has escaped. 10 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,860 - Stop! Stop, stop... -What is it? 11 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:14,260 -Hold on. It definitely holds. -You have a team?! 12 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:20,760 - We're not going to try to recover... - The team eats me up from the inside. 13 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:27,020 -Hold isn't so bad then! - I have an extremely high pain threshold. 14 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:32,740 This is painful. They actually say that holding is worse than giving birth. 15 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:36,600 We stay here. 16 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:46,620 Is there one person I didn't believe should manage to escape, then it is Orm. 17 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,920 He can't have gotten far. 18 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:13,860 Just one thing. What happened down there... 19 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,980 If you think that I have been - 20 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:23,460 - involved in homosexual activity, then you are thoroughly mistaken. 21 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:28,060 Hot sex with a man - does it get more gay than that? 22 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:32,300 Yes, but what... According to Viking law - 23 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:38,820 - then you have not participated in an illegal homosexual activity - 24 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,560 - as long as you are the active party. 25 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:48,180 That's why I was so active with counter jock and ... 26 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,060 It was a real dance of a lifetime. 27 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:56,780 And what is important, is that Viking law is clear on that. 28 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:01,620 As long as you are the active party, - 29 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:06,780 - then it's not illegal, and no honor is lost. 30 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:12,420 -So you haven't lost any honor? -No. No. Not at all. 31 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,400 Quite the contrary. 32 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,560 Worm! 33 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:34,000 I know you've been raiding west! All I need is the map! 34 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,920 I will spare your life if i get the map! 35 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:46,760 All others become slaves, but you are safe. Worm! 36 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,880 Nobody agrees to such an agreement. 37 00:03:54,320 --> 00:04:00,240 Lord Odin, he really believes that you are such a coward? Huh? Snake? 38 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,020 Worm! No, Loki, ass. 39 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:08,040 Worm! 40 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:16,440 Here I am! Here I am! Here I am... 41 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,600 I'm here. I hadn't run away. 42 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,600 Here... 43 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,780 Now I hope you have what I want. 44 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:44,700 -Coward! - You would do the same! 45 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:50,820 -No one here had sacrificed their village. - Easy for you to say safe inside the cage! 46 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:57,300 See here. I was going to give it to you all the time, so this feels good. 47 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,200 Oh. 48 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:07,220 What is this, Worm? 49 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,220 Big penises and assholes... 50 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:16,120 - This is not a map. -Perhaps a map of the body? 51 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,800 Check here. 52 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:35,420 Worm! Worm! Blodørn is certainly very much in fashion. 53 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,520 I hope you are ready. 54 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:45,980 No... No! Not! Not! 55 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:50,460 I know where the map is! Arvid has it. 56 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:55,100 Arvid. The backward Olav's right hand? 57 00:05:55,400 --> 00:06:01,220 It was I who was the right hand, but he was the mastermind behind the cruise. 58 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:06,600 He was the one who hid the map. I know his weak point! 59 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,780 Sorry... It is not meant to disturb, - 60 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:24,060 - but is there a Life here? 61 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,340 Yes. It's me. 62 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:30,800 Yes, you will be defamed in public. 63 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:36,420 -Huh? Shame? -Yes. 64 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:40,360 Being raped. Public. 65 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:46,660 Yes, it's just to be sorry. It's not my idea at all. 66 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:51,060 - That's part of the thing. - The earl does it himself, doesn't he? 67 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:56,400 Yes, you should not ignore that. 68 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:03,360 I can't guarantee anything, but you can cross your fingers. 69 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:08,460 -Come with me, you. - It's going to be fine. 70 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:15,720 It's right outside. Have a good time. You can go first... 71 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:37,820 Arvid! I need that map! 72 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:43,740 No honorable men let the woman its being defiled in public! 73 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,240 Loki, asst. 74 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:51,220 - This is not honorable. - I almost have to do something, right? 75 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:56,760 You can't attack everyone with a knife. It is not a strategically correct choice. 76 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:03,900 - Magnus? Raped Arvid's wife. -From the man in the street? Out of date. 77 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:10,720 Any other day I was just kidding. 78 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:18,280 But there has been so much involved the invasion here and a long ride on horseback, - 79 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,060 - so I don't feel fresh. 80 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,660 Håkon! Rape. 81 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:30,520 I am not so comfortable with that, Varg. 82 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:38,820 Thinking of his wife. If she gets just in this, then she gets upset. 83 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:44,420 Is it possible? Do I have to do everything myself? 84 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,300 Raped by an earl, yes. 85 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:52,060 I can't wait to know the power pumped into me. 86 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:55,580 Violent looking forward she was, then. 87 00:08:55,880 --> 00:09:00,300 -Try to be quiet now. - I just got a little excited. 88 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:04,580 How about a pillow? It will come the seeds easier in the alimentary canal. 89 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,880 She must not be thinking clearly. 90 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,720 Can you turn away? 91 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:17,440 That applies to you in the cage too! Turn away. 92 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:24,120 I don't need a hundred stares look when I drive and swear. 93 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:29,860 Now we just concentrate, and then we drive on... 94 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,360 Just work a little... 95 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:37,580 Arvid! This is the last warning! 96 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:43,300 Now it's just before penetration! We will soon be brothers-in-law! 97 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:47,420 - We're getting started! - I almost have to attack. 98 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:53,380 It's possible I have an idea. I know maybe if someone can help us. 99 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,980 -You need a lot of blood... -Arvid! Stay away! 100 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,580 Now I can get earl seed inside me! 101 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,700 Shit and go. You had an idea? 102 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,600 This is jackpot, do you hear that? 103 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:14,160 Just... No, it won't be hard. Like that. 104 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,840 Huh? 105 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:24,180 I draw a line there. This was just a warning, Arvid! 106 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,780 In other circumstances, warmer weather, - 107 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:32,460 - happy people, had your wife drowned in sperm! 108 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:38,220 In all the beautiful, powerful the earl's sperm I carry! 109 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:42,640 Warning, Arvid! Warning! 110 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:13,280 There. There you have your army. 111 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,100 Eirik? 112 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,620 Uncle Oddvar? 113 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:43,120 It's Arvidsen, yes! 114 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:47,060 - You're dead a long time ago! - No, we live then, we. 115 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,900 Yes, in a kind of middle world, then? 116 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:56,400 Not quite Valhalla, because you Has anything been left undone here on earth? 117 00:11:56,520 --> 00:12:01,300 No... We were supposed to really taken the family plunge, - 118 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:07,800 - but it goes against instincts to throw oneself to one's death from a cliff. 119 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:11,000 It will somehow be so "lemenete". 120 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:19,160 I just have to sit down and try to understand what is going on here. 121 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:40,060 Now I understand what mis- the understanding was based on You live. 122 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:45,260 -But willing to fight for me? - Of course! 123 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:53,500 If we fall into strife, it will be Valhalla, so this is an ideal situation. 124 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:59,400 It sounds awesome. Let's make a plan. 125 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,900 I have struggled myself with the blood supply down there. 126 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,020 Especially with his wife. 127 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,520 Other times it stands like a stick. 128 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:36,880 The meat whistle always plays its own melody. Isn't that what they say? 129 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:49,900 In any case, you can take comfort in that the West is overrated. 130 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,680 We have something much more valuable. 131 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:02,840 -Diamonds? - No, no, no. More than that. 132 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:08,200 -Rubies? -Theater. 133 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,100 Theater? 134 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:19,000 Do I get some key people from the cage, are you going to get a taste of the summer game. 135 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,840 Theater ... 136 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:41,520 -Narrow-minded! Narrow minded! -Out of mind! Abandon! 137 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:46,000 - Distaste. - Distaste. 138 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:15,000 -Shame! -Shame! 139 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,560 She loves you! 140 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,600 She loves you! 141 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:39,760 Oh! 142 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:45,620 It's hard to imagine without the right means, so… 143 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:51,280 We didn't get warmed up, and don't get up in the high lots... 144 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:57,840 -This here is... -Can we do it one more time? 145 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,620 I never experienced... 146 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:06,260 I felt that I got... There came such a ... 147 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,980 ... strange liquid out of ... 148 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,620 ... my eye. 149 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:19,040 I think most of all that I learned a lot about myself and society. 150 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,160 (A buckhorn is blown.) 151 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:44,640 Look there, yes. There the pig arrives at the slaughterhouse. 152 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:54,660 - I thought he was alone? - He was the last I saw him. 153 00:16:54,960 --> 00:17:00,200 The Vikings are in the cage, so I know then Loki who they are. 154 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,200 Wolf! 155 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:41,020 Come on then, thick thing. Send me to Valhalla. 156 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:45,940 Firstly I'm not a big deal. 157 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,180 I have a wobbly back, don't I? 158 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:53,660 It makes your stomach bulge a little. The back goes inwards. 159 00:18:53,960 --> 00:19:00,000 Second, I spare your life. I understand that you have been deceived. 160 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:14,020 Yes ... The wisest give up. Isn't that what they say? 161 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,900 Here you really show magnanimity. 162 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:22,020 You show that you can lay conflicts behind you quickly, - 163 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:27,420 - and don't dwell on stupid things as others have done. 164 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,940 -Thanks. - It requires its man. 165 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:37,180 Your chief is anyway incredibly, incredibly proud of you. 166 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:42,940 Yes. No, but then I think that I take over the reins again. 167 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:49,480 We must not dwell on it who actually leads Norheim. 168 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,580 That could have gone really bad. 169 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:04,500 Arvid! Arvid! Arvid... 170 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:10,500 Yes, you are welcome to try, but I don't think it works. 171 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:14,180 At least then we have learned a lesson today. 172 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:21,780 Do not let an evil enemy live, and turn back to him if he has attacked. 173 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:28,040 I hope people remember that, saw that doesn't happen many times in history. 174 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:35,760 And me who is so tactile! Arvid! Arvid... 175 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,060 Hello. 176 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:52,900 Chief Arvid. Who had dreamed that you would become one? 177 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:58,460 At least I had dreamed of it. Chief Olav dreamed of it. 178 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,220 But I wondered one thing. 179 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:06,260 Do you think it's okay? that a human has a weakness? 180 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:12,420 - No one can be perfect all the time. - No, there is something to it. 181 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:17,260 And I have one small weakness. I love power. 182 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:21,860 I am drawn towards power like a moth to a flame. 183 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:28,060 Olvar was rich, you were so strong, and earl Varg was an earl after all. 184 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,620 No wonder ladies pounces on him. 185 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:38,020 - He is a psychopath and very evil. - No, it was more of a role he played. 186 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:43,900 -Were you attracted to him? - Nothing happened. 187 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:50,140 - I hope you can forgive me now. -Sure. I sure can. 188 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:56,680 -Can we start with blank rune sticks? - Yes, we can certainly do that. 189 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,820 -Hello, Kark. - Greetings! 190 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:06,300 Do you have room in the bin? New roommate. 191 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:11,900 -If it's a heart room, it's a bin room. - Are you kidding me now, Arvid? 192 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:18,600 This is your new home. Just forget about coming back to the farm. 193 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,700 Arvid! I will never forgive you for this! 194 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:27,780 Don't grin. This is much better than a house. 195 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,480 Except for the smell, then. 196 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:43,000 Earl Wolf. I choose to believe that you have learned a lesson here in Norheim. 197 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:51,940 I have learned, Arvid. You are hard as flint and a man of honor. 198 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,060 Sorry you became Earl Handless. 199 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:59,180 But our best prosthetists were on the case, - 200 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:03,900 - so I'm reasonably proud over the result. 201 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,720 Put your hands up so everyone can see. 202 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:15,220 Must show them. Nothing to be ashamed of. 203 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,900 What? 204 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:22,340 With one hand you can eat as normal. 205 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:28,100 The other is like a regular hand, just with slightly stiffer fingers. 206 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:33,820 Almost full hands there. Can we agree on that? 207 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:39,100 - Full-fledged, Arvid. - Then you must have a good trip home. 208 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:44,180 I hope we are skulks. No hard feelings with new hands. 209 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,740 No, no hard feelings, Arvid. 210 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,660 Seriously? No hard feelings? 211 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:57,340 It is clear that I have hard and horrible feelings that ride in me. 212 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,540 We don't talk about it now. 213 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:06,240 Strategy, my friend. Strategy. 214 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:22,660 Will! How stylish you are tonight. Good choice of fur. 215 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:29,380 Would you consider doing a little digging? tonight, right? Do you have the itch? 216 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,820 It is fairly irrelevant, Bendel Worm. 217 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:38,020 It was fun! Do you have saved that joke for a long time, didn't you? 218 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:43,260 I have known you for a long time, and it's the first time you're funny! 219 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:48,820 Hildur! Hello! Dearest sister-in-law. How is the situation? 220 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:53,620 - Great. And you? - Fine. Could have gone better. 221 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:59,680 -Seeing it. -You, you like digging, don't you? 222 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:06,140 -No. -Don't go until you've dug me up! 223 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:11,200 I regret that I did not have you violated! 224 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:17,180 So good. Blood is thicker than water. The spade is there... 225 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:22,120 - I don't really need a shovel. -What do you think... 226 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,780 Oh ... Look what you got made me do, Orm. 227 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:35,220 Now it's splashing on me a bit here. I don't know if that's the point... 228 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,140 I can't turn away either... 229 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,960 Now the damage is done. 230 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,440 Hello! 231 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,880 Toast! 232 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:16,540 Shh! 233 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:24,100 Huh? Who's saying pst? If it's harassment, then cut out. 234 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,980 What's funny about that? 235 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:34,360 - It's me. Life. - You are as if sent from Thor and Odin. 236 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:40,580 I refuse to live together with a slave! Are you going to go? 237 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,760 Yes, we're going. Come on! 238 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,460 Too bad, Arvid! 239 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:58,020 - The birds have flown! -Sin! Damn Neanderthals! 240 00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:01,060 My ass is laughing at you! 241 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:04,580 -And the rasp too! -Huh? 242 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:10,460 This is not the last you've seen by me, Arvid! We will be back! 243 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:15,840 - We're not going back? -Yes, we have to get revenge, don't we. 244 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:23,840 Oh! Oh! It stings! 245 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:36,980 Hello! There you are. I've looked everywhere. I have something really fun to tell. 246 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:41,420 It's life. Inside here. 247 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,060 A little Arvid. 248 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:49,160 A little Arvid... Like you, Arvid? 249 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,060 - Don't know. - I can tell it's a boy. 250 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:58,160 A little chief. Isn't that fun? 251 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:05,440 I will not disturb. I just had to say it. See you in there!